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Today is New Years Eve, and it’s one of those days that people feel as though they NEED to be out trying to have a great time, and to this I say, meh, you’re better off home alone.

As far as I can tell not many good things happen due to New Years, usually only bad things happen, fights, accidents, or at the bare minimum feeling as though you didn’t have as good a time being out as you should have.

On another note for New Years, the ball drop in Times Square each year “gets more and more special”.  This year the ball is said to be twice as bright as last years, which I believe was supposed to be twice as bright as the year before, which was supposed to be twice as big as the year before that, which was supposed to be twice as shiny as the year before and so on.

So just be warned, this years ball will most likely be the size of Giants Stadium, as blinding as the sun, and as irreverent as seeing your brother’s penis.  So be careful out there, kids.

This wasn’t supposed to happen to my CFL for another couple of years.

I think that I changed all of the lightbulbs to these energy efficient lightbulbs in 2003 or 2004, while it’s still one heck of a long life for a lightbulb that has been used probably most in my place (it’s in the bathroom) the packaging label that it came in stated that it would last 7 years.  Meh…it’s still a less costly way to light my place.

This past week I’ve been cat sitting Clinton and Girlfriend’s cat, and yesterday while sitting on the floor, rubbing the cat behind his ears I farted.

Like, seriously big guns, shook the crown molding, blasted a fart into the floor, FARTED!  And even though it was just me and the cat I immediately placed the blame on him.

“Eww, did you just fart?”  I immediately said aloud, and he just looked back up at me and placed the blame right where it belonged.  He’s a smart cat.

Someone has defaced the mural of homemade publicly displayed passive aggressive signs made by the crazy super.

Yes, the windows of the doorway sure look clean, but take a closer look…

His signs are littered throughout the lobby, and I couldn’t help but laugh at this sight while wondering what sign might be displayed in response to this heinous action.

I hope that you’re enjoying your Sunday afternoon.  Take some time for yourself and watch these amazing videos.

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