This week we were told to look busy when not having any work to do since it’s mainly a slow week.  So what has the douchebag who sits next to me been doing all morning?

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FLIPPIN’ TETRIS!!!!

I can’t stand her, not because she’s not working, I could care less if she worked or not, I can’t stand her because she NEEDS to play the game on full volume in her cube!!!

WTF???

I also suspect that she is the douchebag who sprays herself with nauseating perfume sporadically throughout the day - we work in an air recirculating building and can’t open the windows to air it out.

She’s also the douche who has the most annoying giggle of “HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE”, and way of saying “OOOOOOOH!”  both of which she does often.

Did I mention that she’s a devout Christian, who walks around as if you cannot talk to her because she is Holy-er than Holy.

I can’t wait to remove myself from this environment, and I’m now officially holding my breath and counting the days.