This past week I’ve been cat sitting Clinton and Girlfriend’s cat, and yesterday while sitting on the floor, rubbing the cat behind his ears I farted.
Like, seriously big guns, shook the crown molding, blasted a fart into the floor, FARTED! And even though it was just me and the cat I immediately placed the blame on him.
“Eww, did you just fart?” I immediately said aloud, and he just looked back up at me and placed the blame right where it belonged. He’s a smart cat.