Today is New Years Eve, and it’s one of those days that people feel as though they NEED to be out trying to have a great time, and to this I say, meh, you’re better off home alone.

As far as I can tell not many good things happen due to New Years, usually only bad things happen, fights, accidents, or at the bare minimum feeling as though you didn’t have as good a time being out as you should have.

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On another note for New Years, the ball drop in Times Square each year “gets more and more special”.  This year the ball is said to be twice as bright as last years, which I believe was supposed to be twice as bright as the year before, which was supposed to be twice as big as the year before that, which was supposed to be twice as shiny as the year before and so on.

So just be warned, this years ball will most likely be the size of Giants Stadium, as blinding as the sun, and as irreverent as seeing your brother’s penis.  So be careful out there, kids.