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While happily picking up a six pack of Bud Light at the corner bodega across from PS122 in the East Village I came across this display on the counter. 

In my already drunken stupor, all that I saw was a product called NRage, and had no idea what it could be.  I’ve since looked them up and found out that they are energy strips, but at the time all that I imagined it to be was some sort of small block or pill that would make anyone who had one go crazy.

I’m talking full on break skulls, turn over cars, and shatter glass with the bare eyes. 

I was both amazed, impressed, and humbled by seeing this NRage product.  As such I stayed far away from buying it, out of fear of waking up inside central booking somewhere cuffed to a wall. 

That wouldn’t have been a good night, so stay safe out there kids, especially around products called NRage!!!