Remember way back on December 11th I wrote a letter to Regal Entertainment Group covering the atrocious condition of their Union Square movie theater???

Well, I’ve received word from them, and I sort of WON!!!

Last night I found this in my mail…

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No, not a blurry camera phone photo, but a letter from Regal Entertainment Group…

This meant that I was finally able to put to good use the pewter letter opener that my grandmother brought me back from Norway some ten years ago…

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Inside I found the Regal Entertainment Group’s letter begging and pleading that I go back and watch movies at their theater.  Seriously, it was folded almost perfectly by hand, they obviously showed that they really wanted to win me back.

“Please accept our sincere apologies.” 

Yeah…I totally won.  RRRRR, yeah!!!  UuuuugghhhAAAAA!  I’m a WINNER!!!

Not only that, but I found enclosed from them two complimentary passes…

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I find it odd that the fronts of these passes say, “NO RESTRICTIONS ON THIS PASS”, while the back of the tickets reads, “Management may designate where holder is to be seated and reserves the right to revoke the license granted by this ticket.”

Call me crazy, but these tickets are in fact nothing more than complimentary passive aggressive free movies passes.  No restrictions…only reservations = restrictions at time of use only… 

Anyway, the best news about this hole thing, besides killing time at work writing the letter, paying for a 41 cent stamp, and in return receiving $23.50 worth of movie tickets…is that they gave me a direct phone number to call after I see the free movie!!!

So, and I’m guessing here….is that say something goes wrong in the theater again… MORE FREE TICKETS!!!