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Some sicko left a giant line of toothpaste in one of the sinks inside the men’s room at work. 

 

While it might look small in the photo, it’s actually a good inch and a half long, and it’s sadly taking the crap out of me. 

There’s only one guy on my floor that brushes his teeth regularly at work, so I’m going to place the blame for this on him, plus already disliking him for pet peeve reasons, makes placing the blame on him all the easier. 

He’s too quiet, never acknowledging anyone, he never looks to see if someone is coming around a corner while walking in HIS straight “I don’t see anyone or anything”line, and his mere presence annoys me to no end. 

He brushes his teeth and spends a good ten plus minutes in the bathroom primping his teeth while people, (cough) myself included, are taking care of business reading a newspaper and waiting for him to leave. 

Not only that, but during his ten minute ordeal he MUST keep the water gushing out of the faucet like it’s Niagara Falls.  This fact, moreso than the overly extended amount of time he takes at the sink is what makes me wish to see him trip over himself and fall down a flight of stairs in a highly comedic fashion.  I can’t stand people who are completely oblivious to their surroundings and how they DO affect the people and places around them.

So lets count the strikes against him, yes, I’ve been keeping tabs on him…

1. Unfriendly
2. Never watches out while coming around a corner.
3. He spends too long at the sink in a public bathroom.
4. He keeps the faucet at full speed open for unnecessary reasons.
5. He makes me think bad things of him…

So, not only all that, but he also seems to not have a care in the world when it comes to the filth around him while rinsing out his mouth. 

I’ve watched him stick his head way into the sink, with mouth fully open in order to get handfuls of water into his mouth and onto his face, making a splashy mess all around him.  Which in turn causes all of that nasty bacteria that lives in the sink fly all over the place, and probably onto his face, sleeves, and into the inside of his mouth.

He truly is a disgusting human being. 

Not only that, but he then has the nerve to leave a giant line of toothpaste in the sink.  Based off the fact that he basically licks the sink, it’s not like he thinks the sink is dirty, and yet he is apparently too grossed out to grab a paper towel out of Bessy, and clean it up. 

To all of this….IIIIIII hope he farts and craps his pants at work sometime soon.