While happily picking up a six pack of Bud Light at the corner bodega across from PS122 in the East Village I came across this display on the counter. 

In my already drunken stupor, all that I saw was a product called NRage, and had no idea what it could be.  I’ve since looked them up and found out that they are energy strips, but at the time all that I imagined it to be was some sort of small block or pill that would make anyone who had one go crazy.

I’m talking full on break skulls, turn over cars, and shatter glass with the bare eyes. 

I was both amazed, impressed, and humbled by seeing this NRage product.  As such I stayed far away from buying it, out of fear of waking up inside central booking somewhere cuffed to a wall. 

That wouldn’t have been a good night, so stay safe out there kids, especially around products called NRage!!! 

I saw a foreign film called Atonement this past weekend.  It happens to be nominated for an Oscar, and the main reasons that I saw it was because No Country For Old Men was sold out, and because Cheese “heard” good things about it. 

I know that some of you may be saying, ”But that’s not a foreign film…”.  TRUST ME!!! Listening to various British accents when yourears can only easily recognize North American English for two hours absolutely qualifies as being foreign. 

It actually was an enjoyable movie after I woke up from a quick 30 second nap, this after a slow and dry first 20 minutes, hardly Oscar worthy, but the rest was of the film was good.  I guess it’s a slow Oscar year…Read:  DEFINITELY A FOREIGN FILM!!! 

On the plus side, I finally now know what Keira Knightly looks like….VA VA VA VOOM!  Sidenote, she’s FIVE years younger than me…based on looks I would think that she’s a good 15 to 20 years older than me, but then again, maybe I have a slanted view as to what my age is or what I look like or something.

Skip the rest of this post if you don’t want to get spoiled… the main and only point of the movie seem to be that if you end up causing a loved oneto go to prison for four years, the only way you’ll ever be atoned for your sins is for you to see part of a mans skull fall off exposing his brain briefly. 

Yeah…exactly…(rolls eyes)…

I caught the first 15 or so minutes of tonight’s new episode of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. 

 

After seeing the first season full of mostly young women, I think a better title for this second season would be MILF Hunting with Bret Michaels.