Last night I played for the first time a game of flip cup, and holy cow!!!  That game is FUN!!!  And by game, I mean lots of games of it. 

Needless to say after several hours imbibing on beer, I was tired, drunk, and in need of a way home.  So I entered into the subway at Union Square, and as you can imagine, hilarity ensued. 

It was there that I met this garbage can who was peering off onto the tracks.

This dude was awesome.  He beat me three times in a row with staring contests, and it was as if he was looking right through me and onto the tracks.  When I finally checked, I saw a rat scurrying around through the rails and ties. 

While I didn’t ask, I’m almost certain that the two of them know each other quite well.

After about 15 minutes a Q train finally arrived to drag my body out to Brooklyn.  It was on this Q train that I saw 3 Musketeers riding in the very same car as me.

Half eaten, but still, none the less, 3 Musketeers were riding the late night subway connection of the Q train.

Eventually I got onto an N train that pulled me up to 59th Street to await an R late night shuttle.  It was while waiting on the 59th Street platform that I found this can of opened, but unpopped Pringles!

Seeing this can of Pringles made me wonder of the sadness that someone must have realized when found out that their unpopped can of Pringles, which they carried for miles on the subway, was left on the subway platform so perfectly…kind of sad, yet highly entertaining, at least to my drunken self.

I saw Cloverfield this past Saturday evening in the awful, dilapidated, low class regulars theater, btw I actually kind of love the theater with that combination. 

Anyways, I’m not going to spoil the movie at all for you.  To be honest, I didn’t know what to expect from it, other than it was supposed to be scary, and at parts it was definitely scary.  So scary to the point that I felt it should have been an R rated movie rather than a PG-13.

I’d say go see it for the sake of seeing it, but be warned that it is shot full length on a handheld very shaky camera shot, while was definitely annoying at first, but it sort of works actually.  Overall 3 of 5 stars.

I wanted to write about the actual experience of seeing the movie being crazy. 

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I’ve been meaning to post this for a while, and it somehow got lost in the pending queue. 

I ride the subway with a guy who has a certain sense of poor hair fashion, that’s on top of his already naturally screwed up looking face.  I see him a couple of mornings a week, he’s most likely two years older than me based on who I’ve seen him be friendly to, and btw, he has the worst hairstyle imaginable. 

Okay, maybe the bad look has everything to do with his double crossed eyes, but maybe not.  See, he has the sides of his hair all long and heavy metal rockerish.  These long strands are bleached blonde for the first six or so inches, with the last six of so inches being his natural? color of dark brown, almost black. 

I know that this ugly coloring layer has become quite the unfortunate popular thing among trashy white people nowadays, but that’s not all that’s wrong with him.  The top of his head is most likely bald, so it’s really a bozo the clown look that is amplified by the change in color.

I say that his head is most likely bald because he drags the hair from the back of his head forward, heavily gels it, and makes it a solid dark brown cut of grass – similar to Donald Trump’s cwaf.

I would love nothing more to have a photo of the guy here for you all, but he appears to have the look of nothing to lose, and willing to fight over nothing in an instant – I don’t need that drama.  So here’s an MS Paint version of him.

It’s a sad head of hair indeed, and yes, that really is how his eyes are double crossed, and yes, he really does have the thin, heavily manicured beard on his face with a messy unmanicured goatee hanging off his chin. 

He truly is a man of mystery.

Two articles from the news yesterday… 

People in charge of the United States believe that they know what is best for the people in many other countries, i.e. who should be in charge and how Pakistan should be run.

These same people who are in charge of the United States also believe that giving nearly all taxpayers $600 to “stimulate” the economy is a good thing, i.e. tax rebates, or several gross billion dollars that we need to borrow from another country (most likely China).  Kids that will be born five years from now will be the ones working to pay off that loan for that measely $600 you get later this year.

I’m sure that most Americans have already decided what they’ll buy with it, and if you’re smart, you’ve already chosen properly, GUN!  That’s right, take your $600 and buy a gun.

 

Cause if rebates like these keep coming out every time the public realizes the mistakes of the people in charge of the United States, i.e. a few hundred bankers, policy makers, and white collar degenerates; instead of allowing the problem to fix itself through the natural course of open market, you’re gonna need that gun for access to fresh drinking water, and food, sooner than you might think. 

You’re welcome.