A couple of weeks back I saw the lamest person in the entire world riding the subway one morning. She was quite obviously trying way too hard to fit into the whole Williamsburg / Hipster scene, and unfortunately for both her and us she apparently doesn’t live there, and needs to travel via train each way – forcing us to witness her disgusting visible being.
She was basically overly done from head to toe in 1980s and early 90s paraphernalia. I know…
Her “vintage” items were…
Penny Loafers with Penny…
StoneWashed Jeans…
Short Leather Jacket (just like the one pictured, only solid white)…
Giant (Pink) Plastic Frame Glasses…
Bangs with Shoulder Length Hair…
Jansport Backpack…
When it was all added together on her person, it was about as bad as seeing the living, human, and walking image of a retro Super Mario 2.
Then the icing on the cake for me came during the evening commute when I spotted this particular gal once again, presumably on her way home this time…(shiver) Yeah, she must work a 9 – 5 job in Hipsterland somewhere, sadly…
i am so relieved. i revile hipsterism with the fervor of one thousand burning suns. there is nothing more i love than to hate on hipster regalia. i would start a blog about that if i weren’t so lazy. thanks for doing it for me.
I have a dream that one day the hipster haters will take the L train!
Luckily I accidently linked to your site. I love it! I will be back more often.
Beckie