A couple of weeks back I saw the lamest person in the entire world riding the subway one morning.  She was quite obviously trying way too hard to fit into the whole Williamsburg / Hipster scene, and unfortunately for both her and us she apparently doesn’t live there, and needs to travel via train each way - forcing us to witness her disgusting visible being.

She was basically overly done from head to toe in 1980s and early 90s paraphernalia.  I know… 

Her “vintage” items were…

Penny Loafers with Penny…

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StoneWashed Jeans…

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Short Leather Jacket (just like the one pictured, only solid white)…

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Giant (Pink) Plastic Frame Glasses…

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Bangs with Shoulder Length Hair…

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Jansport Backpack…

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When it was all added together on her person, it was about as bad as seeing the living, human, and walking image of a retro Super Mario 2.

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Then the icing on the cake for me came during the evening commute when I spotted this particular gal once again, presumably on her way home this time…(shiver) Yeah, she must work a 9 - 5 job in Hipsterland somewhere, sadly…