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One Magnum XL Banana

As some of you might have come to realize, I enjoy holding big bananas as well as taking photos posed with them.

Here I am with a nine and a half incher on the elevator at work.

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For .40 cents I was able to buy it in my office building, smirk the entire time paying, and giggle while I walked from the elevator to my desk.  Hoping specifically that nobody would see the big banana in my hand, have their eyes pop out of their head, and say, “You have a huge banana!”

Crazy Super Media

After last weeks world-wind affair with the media, the crazy super signs author is receiving fan mail. 

I stopped into the discount store that I used to work at, and was immediately asked jokingly if I was involved in the “puppet” receiving all this attention, to which I sheepishly responded with, “well, kind of”. 

He’s referred to as the puppet there because without his teeth in, he kind of looks like a puppet.

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Do you see the puppet in him?

Anyways, I stopped in the store that I used to work, the owner told me that the puppet was in there the initial day that he was in the papers, he stopped in the store all proud about his signs, having at least 20 copies of each paper.  My friend, the owner, said that the puppet’s since been back bragging about getting phone calls from people all over the world, and receiving fan mail from (complete idiots) based out of Florida, Maryland, and Nevada. 

Sidenote…Here’s what some local Bay Ridge people had to say about him- btw, confirming his public stuffed bra wearing by way of cross dressing on his job with the MTA.

Also, on Tuesday night I received calls informing me about camera crews outside his place – because I’m apparently the go to guy about all things Richard Martin.

Then while passing up the block yesterday morning I spotted a one man camera crew from News 12 (it’s some local Bronx news thing, I never heard of it either), setting up to film Martin’s last two signs. 

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If you look behind the camera guy, you’ll notice the gated area that once held the garbage cans.  In their place is a couple of bags of garbage and wet cardboard.  We all know that the cans are inside of the building lobby, and I don’t blame people for not wanting to further stink up and or block their lobby accessibility.

Also, and this is completely random, but you see that green bench?  The city put these green benches all of the neighborhood, to give people places to sit and relax, but in my part of Bay Ridge, I only see people from the alleged drug den milling about them, sometimes nervously waiting for someone, sometimes eating filthy nasty looking things, sometimes looking like death, and other times yelling at each other. 

The benches sort of appear to be the City giving undesirables the legal place to loiter – our tax dollars at work!

Monster Snow Storm

In case you forgot, it snowed last week, and since it was by far the biggest snowfall amount of the season I decided to take some pics and then forget about them.

Now that I remembered that I was going to forget about them, I have them here for the world to see.

We have downward building…

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Oooooh!  Aaaaaah!

And we also have the lost pyramids of Long Island City…

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Oh the humanity of snow!

And in case you couldn’t tell, my brain is flippin’ exhausted still from this

Better View

A couple of weeks ago I posted the worst picturesque photo possible for a view – it was all backlit.  Last week I tried to make amends by posting a better photo, specifically for commenter Tracy who lives out in Pennsylvania.

Well, Monday morning I saw the beautiful view, and decided to give it another whirl with my Treo camera.

First, the close up view…

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Ooooh!  Shiny buildings…

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Now let us take a look at the view that I really see.  Showing more of the sky along with the buildings…

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Trust me when I say this, it looks way cooler in person.

$270 Million

Last Friday night the Mega Millions jackpot was $270 Million.  I put two dollars into a pool with 20 other people for a total of 42 chances of winning it big.

And, we won!

Six whole dollars.

Now, what might you think we should do with this six bucks of filthy good cash?  Let it ride like Jay Trotter?  Donate it to charity?  Not cash the winning ticket? 

How about this…

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Split the six dollars 21 ways, so that’s roughly .28 cents per person, with the organizer receiving a couple of extra pennies due to the excess fractional cents.

This…is by far the biggest waste of gambling “winnings”, and probably the biggest reason why nobody should ever work at a bank.


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