Crazy Super Mudslinging
Posted by beehive on 10 Mar 2008 at 06:27 am | Tagged as: Crazy Super Signs
There’s been so much to catch up on from over the past few days when it comes to the Crazy Super Signs.
First, after being visited by the NY Daily News prior to his arrival in Thursday’s edition, Crazy Super Signs author, Richard Martin, decided to put curbside all of the garbage for Thursday pick up. Not only that, but he then placed NEARLY all of the garbage cans back outside, instead of back into the lobby…neat as can be…
I say nearly, because there were two recycling cans that were left at the curb until at least Friday night. Saturday morning, I spotted a ticketed summons on the front door, for what I can assume to be those illegally placed garbage cans. Sadly, I wasn’t able to capture the summons with a photo due to prior commitments of my niece’s birthday.
Anyway, beside the visible summons, there were new signs up on the glass…
Richard Martin is the alleged victim of a crime…and wants either his umbrella back, or $20 for a new one.
What kind of $20 umbrella did he have out there? I don’t ever recall even seeing him with an umbrella, not once! I have seen him walking in the rain numerous times without an umbrella, and instead choosing to wear his hood up and becoming soaked.
The other new signage up are his accusations against the integrity of NY Daily News writer, Matthew Lysiak. Claiming that Lysiak has misquoted Martin in an article, as well as laying claims that Lysiak is “shit”.
While I can attest that I have never met Matthew Lysiak, I highly doubt Martin’s claim that Lysiak is shit. This is based out of my having never met someone who is shit, aside from the cartoon, Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.
In other news, based off of some comments over on Gawker, I will now be on the quest to capture Richard Martin riding one of his dogs on this 25 cent pony ride…
I’ve always been grossed out by his forcing the dogs to ride the pony, and this is because Martin appears to be such a disgusting human being, but after taking a step back, and thinking with an outsiders point of view, I think his riding them is hysterical…stay tuned.
I live in Bay Ridge as well. I am hysterical right now over “I’ve always been grossed out by his forcing his dogs to ride the pony.” EXCELLENT.
When I first saw that man, with his dog, on that scary ass horsie ride, I was horrified and amused, and immediately called my mom to let her know what I had just seen.
It was my second day in Bay Ridge, on the first I had seen Little Jimmy. You know who he is.
Of course I know who Little Jimmy is. In the winter he’s an elf in front of a jewelry store ip on 86th and in the summer he works at the Freak Show in Coney Island. He’s rumored to have done porn back in the day.
Have you come across Richie, the taller dwarf who is constantly horny and walks around saying “Hello Beautiful!”