Whenever I’m walking through the hallways at work after having just purchased a banana down at the deli I’m always on the prowl for danger.  It’s not that I’m a big tough guy who would really want to get in the middle of anything, it’s just that I would really love to one day happen upon to loan officers battling it out full on fighting all over the floor with one another so that I could use a banana as a tactical weapon to stop the violence.

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I don’t know if the banana would smush out of the peel or not upon impact, but in any event I’d just love to see the reaction on the brawlers faces when they realize that they’ve just been banana-ed, and I’d love to be able to retell the story of how I brought peace by whipping a banana across the back of someones head. 

Hey, a boy can dream, right?