I checked out the Whitney Biennial yesterday and I highly recommend you check it out yourself.

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Some highlights include watching a 26 minute video about a bloody faced lady Viking looking for action in Southern California, a video about women and goats that was awesome, a giant snow cone looking block, giant pigeon poop made out of garbage, and most of all, a semi-creepy yet highly amusing security guard. 

See, the security guard was standing near an exhibit that people weren’t sure if they were allowed to walk through or not, and well, if you’ve never been to an art museum before, by “people” I mean a population of really hot women. 

So anyway, the security guard was a little odd looking to begin with, and he’d make eye contact with “people” while giving them a head nod to acknowledge that it was okay for them to walk through the exhibit, and then two steps into the exhibit the goofy looking guard would have very visibly had all of these “people” undressed with his eyes and in a vat of cotton candy screaming his name while spanking themselves.

At least that what I think he was doing with his eyes - seeing him work was fantastic!