While I wasn’t able to watch David Blaine on Oprah, I was able to read this short article about him having broken the world record for holding your breath – and it’s been Guinness Certified!!!
Guinness, in case you don’t know, is THE book that is supposed to hold the truthful records and achievements of the freakish and foolish.
Why on Earth would they grant David Blaine – the illusionist!!! – any record whatsoever???
Call me crazy, but did anyone over at Guinness ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, an illusionist might try to break a world record by fooling everyone into believing that they actually did something?
From now on I’m going to be sticking to the online version of Weekly World News for all of my world record keeping.

I hate David Blaine, but I dig the new template!
You’re the first to give word of new template notice. Thank you!
You should watch the Blaine spoofs over on break.
Giving David Blaine a “record” for an illusion is rediculous. He is a “magician” also, if you saw the excapade, he had a tube attached to his head! of course it was a breathing tube, what else? Some people are very slow witted and gullible!n OOps, MOST people….