There are some vicious reports that Mariah Carey got married to Nick Cannon at her home in the Bahamas.
If it is indeed true that the two have tied the knot then I will be saddened and elated all at the same time.
I’ll be saddened that she’ll be off the market, but delighted that it’s due to a marriage that was the culmination of a “whirlwind” romance to a man who has been reported to be of some question - ala Al Reynolds.
Plus there are a couple of coincidences between Star Jones/ Al Reynolds & Mariah Carey / Nick Cannon.
- Both men have been rumored to be “how you doin?”
- Both couples had a “whirlwind” romance.
- Both couples proposed / married after a very short time of romance.
What I’m saying here is this. If there in indeed a marriage between Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in two years it’ll probably be over leaving me to have another chance to be her main squeeze – maybe I’ll have her as a long time reader and fan prior to our first date.
I don’t believe it!
He’s hilarious
I love how you write. So funny
As for Mariah–lol–this photo does anything to show she has lost weight. How much chest does a girl have to show? She is clearly not a tiny woman up there so why put in your face? Oh, wait, that’s normal LOL No, seriously, I do like her now that she is done w/ her mental breakdowns and whatnot. You want to have those possibly popping up as her main squeeze? ooh uh uh
As for the rumor that Nick is possibly better at walkin’ in heels than I, I hadn’t heard that one but now I’ll be on the lookout and try and find my gaydar.
Thanks for the great read!
I give that marriage less than 2 years. Much less. Maybe 6 months. Did they even date before the wedding? I don’t remember hearing anything about their relationship. It’s just odd.
It just seems to absurd for words! I’m truly at a loss here. The LIKES of a Nick Cannon with Mariah? Mariah Carey? Oh look, there goes that pig with the big wings flying across my screen.
Goodness…I can’t even spell anymore. Go find her and show her what a MAN looks like ’cause I think my Mariah forgot. Ugh! There goes that pig with the wings again!! Stop flying across my screen will you?!
The most talented and gorgeous lady ever,Mariah Carey, no one is better than her.