40 Days, 40 Nights
Posted by beehive on 06 May 2008 at 09:41 am | Tagged as: Uncategorized
Last week I decided that I wanted to be celibate for a while. I’m talking no sex and zero masturbation. I’m setting out with the mindset of “let me see if I can do 40 days”…
Just like the movie, 40 Days and 40 Nights - although without the whole doing it to get over the obsession of anyone thing.
There’s very good news, I’m a full week into it and am holding up strong. The weekend was where I thought that I might run into trouble of having too much time on my hands, and find myself with idle hands.
So yeah, so far I’ve just been a good young man, sticking to his vow of celibacy, and am learning stuff about myself.
Yeup, so far I’ve learned that it can be hard to fall asleep sometimes without ya know (but exercise helps eliminate this), I have lots more time to myself without the thought of pursuit, and my subconscious sure is having fun exploring the mind of its own - last night I had a very, VERY sensual dream involving Patricia Richardson - GULP!
PATRICIA RICHARDSON!!!
In case that name doesn’t ring a bell, Patricia Richardson is best known as being the mother on the sitcom Home Improvement.
And even I as much as I might feel ever so slightly ashamed and bashful for having seen her in such ways in my dream…she/it was so hot!
I think you should meditate on a different TV mom each night before bed and see if she infiltrates your dreams. How about Meredith Baxter-Birney for tonight?
As long as Roseanne stays far away from this process, I’m game.
I think you were thinking a little too much “Tool time!” — or should I say “no tool time” — before going to bed!