While I was in the pharmacy I got so distracted by this box of Butt Paste that I completely forgot to buy the Claritin D that I needed.

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It’s really nothing more than an odd name for zinc oxide, marked up with a head turning name.

Zinc Oxide Executive:  How can I possibly sell more zinc oxide?  Everyone who knows about it already buys it.  How can I reach those who have never heard of it?

Advertising Executive:  Well…what if we call it Butt Cream?

ZOE:  I like it, but I think that the oxide is more of a paste rather than cream.

AE:  How about we call it Butt Paste instead?

ZOE:  Carl, you’re a genius!*

So yeah, thanks to Carl I’ll have to walk through another day at work feeling as though I’m going to cry and sneeze all at the same time do to all the spring time allergens in the air. 

*The funny really came together for me finding out the the advertising executive was named Carl.