I recently found myself in an electronics store looking at all of the fancy new television sets available.  They look crisp, and are plentiful with big screens.  I’ve always wanted a big screen television, but never wanted to part with so much money for a television when I already in fact have two television sets that while aren’t so big, certainly work just fine.

Then I came across this LG 50 inch plasma television…

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It was on sale for $1,500. 

I was floored at the price because I thought big plasma screens were all $3,000 and up.  I did a little bit of digging around and found that I would be able to buy one from a major dealer at an even cheaper price of $1,100…WOW!

(Screw the starving peoples of the world)

(Forget wanting to buy into my Second Amendment rights)

(Hell to the no, I’m not giving you money for cancer research)

I NEED THAT HUGE TELEVISION!!!

Seriously, I’d love to have it in sitting in my living room, seeing as how at 50 inches it is the smallest sized television that true HD comes in, as well as seeing as how plasma is best viewed from my couch by me at my place.

At the same time, I just can’t see how parting with $1,100 plus tax (more like $1,300 total) on a television set when I already have working ones - how would that be a good idea?

Given this, say one of my television sets break, a new tv might do the trick, but I don’t want my tvs to break.  They’ve always been good to me and I to them.  I see the the three of us sitting on a porch overlooking the ocean when I retire in 40 years. 

So, seeing as how I’m in a pickle of not being so lacking in frugality as to just outright buy the television, and how I want to retire with my television sets, I can only hope and pray to the google adsense gods that they find my site, and know exactly what my readers want to see advertised to them (butt paste).

It’s up to you, google.  Look through your databases and figure out what my readers want to be sold on…