I think that I just saved myself $47…

Cause $47 is the price of an e-book that helps you to stop masturbating…

Go figure.

I hope that it’s along the lines of the high priced NYC guy who gets people to stop smoking. 

He’s the guy that you make an appointment with, are told to wait in a room by yourself for his arrival.  Then you just sit there for hours waiting for him to come in, but you’ve already paid a lot of money for him so you don’t leave. 

Then, after hours of sitting in the room waiting he comes in, yells in your face “STOP SMOKING!!!” and walks out.