So I’m two solid weeks into being 100% safe in my vow of being celibate for 40 days, and here’s what I have to say about not having drained my balls for two plus weeks…

“My balls feel as though they weigh five pounds each.”

And yes, you can quote me on that. 

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I can’t imagine what they will feel like with 30 or 40 days worth of backup, or what they must feel like in the days and hours before they blow subconsciously during a wet dream - although I don’t know if I’ll keep this vow that far - although I’d like to have one just so that I could experience that once again.