I’ve been on a certain dating website for a couple of months now.  From what I’ve seen it’s mostly full of gals that I wouldn’t be into, but I continue to look at the profiles none the less in an attempt to perhaps maybe stumble across a good one. 

Every now and again I’ll see someone that I know in real life on there and try my best not to read their profiles.  I’d personally rather continue to see them how I see them than through their personality profile of weird - seriously sometime REALLY weird. 

Then the weirdest of the weird profiles popped up on this site.  I didn’t even know her really, but I knew of her.  She’s a certain former cast member from the Real World who was known to throw amazingly hysterical (yet funny to the viewer) tantrums on the show - and she now has gigantic boob implants!  

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Her dream is basically to live in a heaven that has a never ending and constant open bar (I’m paraphrasing). 

So yeah, if you want a gal who will most likely get wasted on your first date, while dancing at a bar when nobody else is dancing, I bet she’s the looker that you’re looking for.