Yesterday I had a last minute guest to my cube and I needed to make it clean and presentable ASAP for the tard from Texas who needed to figure out what my team does, so that he could “streamline it” and “make it automated” - READ, fire us.

Anyway, it was laid out on me on the last minute, so I rushed to clean the nativity scene off of my monitor screen area.

Here’s the before…

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Here’s the after…

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Something told me that a random banker guy from Texas most likely wouldn’t find it amusing that I have the cast of characters that represent the divine birth laid out as a goof to be funny. 

I was correct in this thinking, and also managed to offend him by mentioning that people in Texas give u”s XYZ” wrongly.  When I said that he said, “WATCH IT NOW!  I’M FROM TEXAS!”

So yeah, banker guys from Texas with zero senses of humor do indeed have sticks up their butts.  No need to splurge on that multi-million dollar research study.