There are sometimes when I find myself in the mens room at work and am shocked by what I hear coming from other stalls. Sometimes so much so that I need to bite tongue to keep myself from laughing up a storm - like I am in this poorly lit photo.
Don’t people know that there are people like me who will be two stalls over checking my email who will find farting echo farts in the form of machine gun fire really loud while grunting to be really, really hysterically funny!
Oh man, this kills me as well. Just slays me. My personal favorite was when a guy ripped an unbelievably loud one — one of the ones that sounds like a trombone run — and then said very quietly to himself, as if he was a little impressed by it, “Wow.” I was actually crying laughing.
this is great!
when i was about 19 or so, i worked in a bbq joint and my guy
friends and i would sneak beers into the mens bathroom and slam
them… and when someone came in, we’d make farty and pooing
sounds, totally obvious. good times…