Yesterday I had a last minute guest to my cube and I needed to make it clean and presentable ASAP for the tard from Texas who needed to figure out what my team does, so that he could “streamline it” and “make it automated” – READ, fire us.

Anyway, it was laid out on me on the last minute, so I rushed to clean the nativity scene off of my monitor screen area.

Here’s the before…

Here’s the after…

Something told me that a random banker guy from Texas most likely wouldn’t find it amusing that I have the cast of characters that represent the divine birth laid out as a goof to be funny. 

I was correct in this thinking, and also managed to offend him by mentioning that people in Texas give u”s XYZ” wrongly.  When I said that he said, “WATCH IT NOW!  I’M FROM TEXAS!”

So yeah, banker guys from Texas with zero senses of humor do indeed have sticks up their butts.  No need to splurge on that multi-million dollar research study.

The support beam on the furthest front portion of the Manhattan bound platform at 36th Street and 4th Avenue is usually a place that some moron keeps drawing swastikas and writes “kill fill in the blank of everyone who isn’t a white Christian”. 

Today the bigot decided to put up a more positive message…

Yes, it’s the same vandal and it’s even in the exact same marker!!! 

I really want to meet the person who writes this stuff and watch him or her mark up the beam with a swastika, see an Orthodox Jew, Asian and Black guy, yell about wanting to kill them, turn around see a white Christian looking guy and yell “And don’t do drugs!”

That’s one heck of a whirlwind of anger that the person is spewwing out nearly everyday.

At first sight you wouldn’t be able to tell that the gal who sits across from me has had a kid, let alone four kids.  She asked me if I knew of any simple exercises that she could do at home to tighten her arms and butt.

I showed one for her arms, the one of simply dipping and raising yourself off the end of a couch.  For the butt tightening I showed her this…

I said, pretend I’m on all fours, and then do this with your leg so that it goes up.

She laughed until she cried, and I think that deep down inside she knew that I would be game enough to demonstrate the leg lift…I think that perhaps I was set up out of pure fun and amusement. 

The bright side is that my butt feels tighter already.

No, not me silly, however, sometimes people just need to get things off their chest…

And writing it on a steel beam of the subway just makes sense to them. 

As for having seen a cumshot of blood in my life…let’s just say after a fisting while wearing a a Barney the dinosaur costume and being spanking by a gal dressed like an ancient Viking goddess…no comment, no comment.

It looks as though there’s a big BIG fire right now on what looks to be the portion of the Triborough Bridge that connects to Manhattan….lots of thick black smoke considering we’re several mile away from it.

I say big fire based on the fact that I’m assuming it’s a vehicle on fire, and there’s a lot of smoke.

UPDATE!!!  It looks as thought the FDNY got water on the fire at about 2:40PM.