Scientists say that the North Pole could melt completely this summer.*
I found it interesting that the article fails to mention the fate of Santa, whether or not he knows how to swim, and where or not he has begun to train his reindeer to be in tip top flying condition – it is their off season, and reindeer are known to fatten up and be drunk most of the time.
Word on the street is that Santa has placed a distress call and has postponed Christmas for this year.
Hopefully the above rendering of what Santa will most likely look like on August 4th doesn’t end up being his true fate.
*Honestly, who calls himself a scientist? The whole story sounds fishy to me based off of their title.