Christian Bale Sucks As Batman
Posted by beehive on 23 Jul 2008 at 09:29 am | Tagged as: Uncategorized
No, not nearly as bad as Val Kilmer or George Clooney, but if I had to make me a Batman list I’d have to go with the following order.
I don’t get why so many people are all up on thinking Christian Bale is such a great Batman, particularly when each and every time he speaks as Batman he sounds like he is three hours in on a ten hour trip to the bathroom while being extremely constipated.
Seriously, what is up with that over the top raspy voice of “I’m pooping my pants while fondling myself and watching an old John Holmes porn”?
He spoke in a raspy whisper all through 3 10 to Yuma as well. Even when there was no need to whisper.
I took an elderly friend with dodgy hearing to see that one, and after half an hour of straining to catch his irritating rasp she boomed out in a very loud voice : “For God’s Sake Man, Speak Up, you’re not in Church!”
I would have loved to have been in the theater when that heckle was shouted.
I agree, Bale is not the best Batman. But he is definitely the hottest. And that voice pissed me off/creeped me out.
Christian Bale doesn’t put much acting into the Batman part, but why should he? He’s decent as Bruce Wayne and certainly looks the part of a millionaire playboy/superhero. The reason people will remember Bale as the best is because The Dark Night was THE BEST BATMAN MOVIE. All previous interpretations of the character don’t even matter now.
Bale is great as Bruce Wayne, but the movie isn’t called Bruce Wayne, it’s called Batman.
This new Bale Batman franchise doesn’t hold too much Batman in either of them.
I have to agree with most of what you all say except the part of him being hot….
He is at best better that Val Kilmer and how it pains me to say so since I hate clooney as an ator. Clooney is better than Bale and Kilmer together.
If only they stuch to the best Michael Keaon. Now he knew how to bring Batman and Bruce Wayne to life on the stage.
Also what is up with making movies that don’t fit into the other movies. Do they believe the American public to be so DUMB we just forgot all the other existed… Ok i answered my own quest yes the American public is that dumb… they made a movie based on the songs of ABBA.
Michael Keaton was the best in a movie. Adam West was great on TV
I agree that Bale is the best bruce wayne. I also loved Jack Nicholson as the joker - but in a serious role Heath Ledger was phenominal
This is the way the original DC comic meant to portray batman… so infact all the other movies were wrong and the new movies are right
Vasada, care to provide a link to prove this?
In any event, it isn’t a good way to portray Batman. Even DC knew that their original Batman was lacking and spent a year working him into a mature character.
His portrayal as Batman just proves he’s not such a great actor and more like a pretty boy.
How could anyone take that “acting” seriously? Did the director or anyone else not have the nerve to tell him how stupid he sounds… oh yeah, he might “assault” them.
hell, I can do a better voice than him… pay me to dub my voice over his.
oh come on people - he IS THE WORSY BATMAN ever - you don’t get some euro to play batman with a fake north american accent gimme a break - what’s next that irishman playing sonny crocket in miami vice? wait a minute…..
bale sucks more than any other batman ever!! i hate listening to his voice. he ruined the movie and i hope all that stupid poop whispering damages his voice so he will be forced to shut up and resign as batman forever!!! and of course he can pull off the rich boy part of bruce wayne he is rich!! not hard to act like what you are people! they should have made the movie about jocker and batman as an after thought.sorry to say this but if heath hadn’t died this movie wouldn’t have been so big. its like when brandon lee died filming the crow. heath was an amazing joker and its sad that when this movie’s box office record has them make a another one heath won’t be in it.
“they should have made the movie about joker and batman as an after thought”
I know… it’s like Batman was just an annoyance in this film. He’s like the guy who brings a guitar to a drumming circle.
Oh yeah, one final thing… the “cell-phone” thing was about the dumbest idea in a movie yet… I guess they needed something to top Bale’s silly performance!