The Blogger Photo Directory

So you want to be a blogger, eh?

Well I have news for you, you’re going to need a good blogger photo to be the face of your blog first.  I know this to be true because I’ve been around the block a few times and have seen pretty up any and all blogger photos imaginable.

There are some basics that need to be covered while posing for your blogger photo so that you end up with a “good” one, and they tend to be the following:

• Self Portraits.
• Overly Serious Face.
• Accessorize!  Accessorize!  Accessorize!
• Punch Up Your Lips.
• Semi Side Angle Shot That Reads, “I’m hot“.

All of these five of these items are absolutely necessary to have in your blogger photo add up to what eventually becomes a quintessential blogger photo - in other words…completely and utterly self absorbed, idiotic and just plain old narcissistic.

So now that I’ve filled you all in on what goes into “the shot” I’ll let you know one last thing - you’re going to need to take numerous shots in order to find that perfect one that speaks to you most…

So yeah…as you can obviously tell, I take nothing but great photos and it will just be an awful burden to narrow these twenty down to a final four and then that single winner - life is tough when you’re blessed!