The Twinkie proves that there I will never travel back in time.
That’s correct and it will prove to you whether or not you’ll be able to travel back in time in your lifetime as well.
It’s quite simple, I’ve been craving a Twinkie for the past couple of weeks, usually at work. I’m too lazy to go down and get a Twinkie, but not too lazy to write it down that I wanted a Twinkie on July 16th at 3:30 in the afternoon. I also wrote down where I was that moment and where the most shocking and unbelievable places to find a Twinkie would be, and looked there.
If there was a magical Twinkie there waiting for me with a note from myself that read, “Don’t worry, I had a good laugh while placing this Twinkie here for you! I’m sure you understand.” then I would have known that I would eventually be able to travel back in time one day.
Sadly, there were no Twinkies in the drawers or overhead of my cube, or any of my coworkers, and I didn’t even FedEx myself a Twinkie. Nothing.
So there you have it. If you’ve ever wondered if you’ll one day get to travel back in time just think of some random food (preferably Twinkies, since they’re small enough to carry easily) that you’d like to have at some random place and if you find it there then you’re in luck – you get to travel back in time one day. Then do the same thing around some friends and freak them out, and to make it certain that they believe you leave them something that they’d be up to eat as well.
Twinkies – they’re our best hope of finding the secrets to traveling back in time.
They have fried twinkies at the fair I just went to.
this makes me want a Twinkie more than it makes me want to time travel