So you want to be a blogger, eh?

Well I have news for you, you’re going to need a good blogger photo to be the face of your blog first.  I know this to be true because I’ve been around the block a few times and have seen pretty up any and all blogger photos imaginable.

There are some basics that need to be covered while posing for your blogger photo so that you end up with a “good” one, and they tend to be the following:

• Self Portraits.
• Overly Serious Face.
• Accessorize!  Accessorize!  Accessorize!
• Punch Up Your Lips.
• Semi Side Angle Shot That Reads, “I’m hot“.

All of these five of these items are absolutely necessary to have in your blogger photo add up to what eventually becomes a quintessential blogger photo – in other words…completely and utterly self absorbed, idiotic and just plain old narcissistic.

So now that I’ve filled you all in on what goes into “the shot” I’ll let you know one last thing – you’re going to need to take numerous shots in order to find that perfect one that speaks to you most…

So yeah…as you can obviously tell, I take nothing but great photos and it will just be an awful burden to narrow these twenty down to a final four and then that single winner – life is tough when you’re blessed!

So our local squirrel IT couple is back and grabbing the headlines…this time with a hot late afternoon date/bath on the telephone poles.

It’s about dominance over the old telephone pole.

Whoa!!! Check out Action Jackson there!

This one decided to go up to the top of the new telephone pole instead of fighting for the old one – they’re so smart!

Ready…Set…

CLEAN!!!

And here’s the bath-off just a short ten or so feet from one another (follow the cables on the top right for the original old pole from the first photo)…

I’m 99% certain that my neighbors across the backyard have now labeled me photographic pervert thinking that I’m taking pictures of them inside their homes – they’re oblivious to anything remotely nature related.

That’s right kiddos!  (And by kids I mean middle aged adult white men with bald patches)

According to this subway ad you (middle aged balding white men) should all be someone else by drinking Absolut Vodka (bottles and bottle of it, responsibly of course – I presume) and by doing so you’ll get the chance to be Kanye!

Seeing as I spotted this ad on the R train, as soon as I got off at 23rd Street I said, “Screw Home Depot!  I’m getting wasted and going to become black.”

Thank you, Absolut Vodka for an afternoon on drunken stooper in a gutter!  I was SO feeling as though I looked like Kanye, but that may have been the black face…

It was a Sunday Soaker yesterday in my little neck of the world…

Again, thanks to the help of my new toy camera I was able to catch some drops dripping from an outdated cable attached to my place.

And those drips from the pussywillow leaves.

There’s nothing like having a second piece of a first birthday ice cream cake.

YUM!