That’s right! The Divine Ms. W. is back on tour and she’s coming to way out Bay Ridge, Brooklyn!!!
Okay, so technically she’s coming to the Fort Hamilton section of Brooklyn, but seriously, less than half of one half percent of the residents even call it Fort Hamilton - that’s right, she’s coming to a neighborhood that pretends to be part of a more renowned neighborhood that isn’t even all that renowned neighborhood.
Anyway, here’s the Whitney Houston proof!
My first thought when I saw the banner was that this was an advertisement for a cross dresser who performs as Whitney Houston, but sadly, this doesn’t appear to be true, and it is instead an banner for the ACTUAL WHITNEY HOUSTON!!!
So the restaurant/club Pazzo apparently intends to bring the presumably less entertaining real Whitney over the presumably more entertaining cross dressing Whitney, boo Pazzo!
Based off of the Pazzo Yelp reviews, I can only assume that steroid loving, tanning bed loving guido’s and their mom’s who like to cheat on their dad’s really want to see Whitney Houston all together, hand in hand, and then incestuously bang one another silly.
Needless to say, I can’t wait to see the mess of a whirlwind that the real Whitney Houston and her apparently Oedipus minded following brings to the area.
Local coke dealers, start stocking up NOW!
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Do you think she’ll actually even make it on stage. 10 to 1, I say that she shouts “Crack is whack! I do cocaine!” at some roadie and then implodes into a cloud of smoke before she takes one step on stage.
And then Clive Davis will cry himself to sleep.
Can this be fo’ real? Has anyone gone in to check?
I was shocked when I saw this sign as well. Normally I wouldn’t dream of stepping into Pazzo which takes over the FORT HAMILTON section of Brooklyn every weekend with their gawdy patrons. I assumed this could not be for real as Pazzo normally advertises the likes of Tila Tequilla at their um uh establishment?
Anyway I think Whiteny will draw a decent crowd becuase there still are the few that grew up listening to her that may hope she does well and there are the others that cant stand missing out on a great train wreck. I being one of the people that went to her sold out concert as a teenager in Jones Beach only for her to cancel it due to divaness. Anyway she rescheduled and I never got to see her show and hey why not some 15 years later.
Personally if the tickets are reasonable then I will be there (albeit embarrassed to be seen in such a ridiculous environment)
With regards to the Fort Hamilton/ Bay Ridge comment. This section is the Fort Hamilton section of Brooklyn, it always has been and for the long time residents we understand the need to keep it that way. Bay Ridge isnt all that renowned anymore and believe me the Fort Hamilton residents are not the ones that refer to themselves as part of Bay Ridge.
My family has lived in the Fort Hamilton and Bay Ridge sections of Brooklyn for nearly 100 years. I’ve never once heard of this section actually on the street get called Fort Hamilton. I’ve also never heard of anyone refer to Ovington Village as anything other than Bay Ridge…
And yes, I actually would rather refer to the neighborhood as Fort Hamilton, but nobody would know what the heck I was referring to.
I heard she is not really performing there.
I heard that too Connie…
http://beehivehairdresser.com/2008/08/19/whitney-houston-is-not-coming-to-town/