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Okay, first and foremost this post has a really disgusting photo in it, which is why you will need to click the read more thing to actually read it - I’m trying to protect those innocent virgin eyes of yours…

Despite this disgusting photo, I actually have a question about it, so for those of you who are brave enough to see it, just remember that it is seriously disgusting, and if you clicked continue reading YOU wanted to see it.

Wow!  YOU really are a sicko, aren’t you!

Anyway, as I passed a friend’s apartment building the other day I noticed sh!t pouring off the garden wall of his apartment building.  At the time I first saw it, it was still slightly fresh, and runnier than what it looks like in this photo taken three days later…

Believe it or not, the crap in question actually ran out across the sidewalk about a foot and a half!

Naturally I had to text my friend this:

“Did someone take a sh!t against the bricks of your garden, closer to 3rd Avenue?  Cause that’s what it looks like.  Human poop streaking down.”

Less than three minutes later I was home with my cell phone ringing off the hook.

“You gotta be kidding me.”

“Nope, it totally looks like a person up and shat on the side of your garden.  Right on the bricks.”

“I need to see this.”

I heard the commotion of socks and sneakers being put on and said friend marching down the stairs. 

“Where is it?”

“To your left.”

“Oh OOOOOOOOH!  Oh boy!”

“It looks like a person did that, doesn’t it?”

“No, I think a dog must have done it.”

So here comes my sh!tty question in hand, er…not actually in my hand…you know what I meant.

“What do you think is a responsible for the crapper caper - a dog crapper or a human crapper?”

My friend went with a dog being the crapper because he sees the top of the crap line being about the height of a dog, while my reasoning is that it must have been a human crapper - when does a dog lean into someone and THEN begin his crap? 

Call me crazy, but I can very easily visualize a person leaning back against the wall, resting their arms on the railing above and letting loose.

What do you think?