There’s been a rampage of breaking and entering, home invasions and flat out strong arm robberies in my neighborhood during the past few weeks. The crazy super author could care less about all of this and instead would much rather just have a clean goddamned floor!
He swept and mopped the common areas of the building between 2:40 and 3:30AM the other night.

And he wants the garbage situation finally resolved!!!

And he doesn’t mind giving the public a collage of passive aggressive semi coherent ramblings to make his point!

And he must let you all know by his example, when you tape a piece of paper to the door, use exactly eight pieces of tape!