I Hate NYC #36 Jehovah’s Witnesses

Living in NYC means that you’re living in the land of the Jehovah’s Witnesses.  It is their hometown, it is their Mecca. 

This means that there are a lot of Jehovah’s to wander about.

I’m not sure what the Jehovah to doorbell ratio is in other place, but in NYC it is pretty much at a ratio of 8:1, however, they will usually only ring each doorbell with the ratio of 2:1.

While their belief in a higher power is nothing to hate on, it is the way they go about spreading the word of their belief that is worthy of hate - they ring your doorbell for what seems like several times a year.

They do this so that they can “Share the word of Jesus Christ”…I shudder at the site of them. 

They are basically telemarketers who are instead of the phone, opt for hiking the hike and walking the walk to annoy just about everyone who doesn’t sit around all day waiting for anyone to ring the doorbell.

Best course of action when it comes to Jehovah’s, don’t ever let them inside of your apartment - they will not be easy to get rid of (they are just too nice to be mean to), so calmly and simply state, “No thanks.”