Interested in buying an actual crack house plus one?
This double house lot is perfect for the mother/daughter living situation.
It comes with two houses, a giant parking lot in the back, and an extra plot of green to the left of the driveway – but the catch is that you will probably want to tear down everything after you get annoyed with the skells continuing to stop by, ringing the bell thinking that the house on the right is still open for business.
You can’t just ignore the skells, when not allowed inside for their fix they have been known to scream bloody murder on the front yard, and take a shovel to the side of the house repeatedly - I’d recommend keeping shovels locked inside and shotgun at your side.
These are the former owners who last I heard are on Rikers Island facing 25 years for the RICO case against them.
I wouldn’t want to run across any of those guys in real life again, nor would a lot of people in the community.
That’s THE George L. Clark, Director of DIME Savings Bank that is doing the sale.