There are some special messages for yuppies and hipsters down on Staple Street in Tribeca. The good people down there declare that both yuppies and hipsters are not welcome, so stay away!



Only the original artists, homeless and people who are mega rich by inheritance or pop culture are welcome!
Children of doctors and lawyers need not apply!
What about those of us who were brought up pretty poor, worked our asses off, basically have no money saved, but now have a nice job and want to partake of whole grained breads and imported cheeses?
Where do I move?
haha