Teenage Pothead Next Door

The family that moved in next door to me has a teenage son that enjoys smoking pot.

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There are many drawbacks to this situation, and these are but a few that really get under my skin…

  • The kid gets some seriously skunked up junk.
  • He and his friends think that they blend in when they stand outside smoking up a storm.
  • When his parents aren’t home he sits in the kitchen, smokes and yells hands-free into his cell phone – with the window open!
  • He tries to hide his smoking by blowing the smoke out of the bathroom window and does what I can only imagine to be lighting a dryer sheet on fire.
  • I can’t allow myself to inhale any of it…

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  1. I love the “they think they blend in” reference. Do they make a point of looking extremely nonchalant? Maybe you could leave some Febreze at the front door for him?

  2. maybe inhaling it would make the first 4 a little easier to live with?
    or maybe bump into him,”oh hi,i think you should know everyone in the bldg is complaining about your weed,i just wanted to give you a heads up before you got into some trouble”..making you the ‘cool’ neighbor…then explain to him what a one-hitter is.

  3. Inhaling could make a lot of life easier, and I just might do that if it didn’t have serious consequences for me.

  4. I agree with Spang. He’s probably just deluded himself into thinking nobody notices, because nobody’s said anything. If you mention next time you see him that you personally don’t have a problem but some other people in the building do who might get him in trouble, he might think before lighting up next time.

  5. ROFL! You make me laugh.

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