Here’s how Mr. Panos and Greek people stay calm…

Obama winning the presidential election this past fall must have been the greatest event ever for someone – so much so that they decided to never touch their window again so as to always be reminded of his win whenever they pass.

Halloween decor and an Obama ’08…

Either that or an Obama supporter died election night and was eaten by their cat this past fall/winter.

If anything could possibly be the face of swine flu it’s this…

Just imagine him creeping up to your bed in the middle of the night while you sleep tight worried about contracting swine flu.

He breathes heavily on your face and begins coughing rather loudly directly on your mouth and nose.  A little bit of his mucus falls out of his body and lands on your lip just as begin to wake up.

Your eyes are blurry.  You think you see an evil pig standing in front of you.  You wipe the mucus from your lip and he screams, “SWINE FLU!!!”

Sleep well…

It’s cherry blossom time at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden!

The official festival weekend is coming up on the 2nd and 3rd, but I would recommend you checking out the garden before then for two reasons…

1. You won’t have to deal with an absurd amount of people trying to look at pink blooms.
2. The blooms will likely be past peak color come the weekend.

Well, you missed it!  The great (douchebag) yard sale.

Yes, the great (douchebag) yard sale happened again this past weekend…but I’m sure that you’ll have the opportunity in the months ahead to attend yet another great (douchebag) yard sale.

This house loves yard sales just as much as they love stapling their advertisements to the local trees – some trees being skinny saplings…