Unless you got enough…
Word from Michael Jackson’s family by way of TMZ is that he’s in “really bad shape”.
I hope he pulls through because the world needs his unique brand of quirky lifestyle to keep everything in balance.
That said, deaths do come in three and so far today Farrah Fawcett passed away due to cancer, my driver’s license perished in the laundry, and that leaves one person left – unless my refrigerator decides to kick the bucket.
Ed McMahon was the first