Whenever we see the FedEx logo adorned on a FedEx truck as it idles unnecessarily while making a delivery we almost always sing ourselves this little FedEx haiku inside of our head:

Mr. FedEx truck.
Idling outside our place.
Fumes fill our lungs.
Delivery, Double, FedEx, Haiku, Idling, New York City, Parked, Truck
i was helping my friends mother move, and when we arrived back at her old place to finish clearing things out, we discovered that a fedex truck was blocking the drive way, to top that off, there was a police officer behind him with lights issueing him a ticket for illegaly parking… haha