Last month, Jon Bon Jovi struck down rumors of his death by posting a photo on Facebook of himself in front of a Christmas tree while holding a sign stating that “Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.” Well, we went to this Heaven of his, and found that it looked like this.
We call bull$hit on Mr. Jovi’s part, because this is the part of Heaven that’s called Mt. Pleasant Road!!! All it had was an Italian restaurant, a gas station, and a bunch of aggressive/bad drivers.
Given this as your idea of Heaven, Mr. Jovi… we’d like to ask the question of what Hell looks like to you? Is the answer Waikiki?