We’re sure that you’re all wondering why Tim Tebow’s Denver Broncos lost and were eliminated from the playoffs last night.
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After all, Tebow has supposedly had the big man himself, Jesus, helping him up until this point in time (all the way from the womb). So why did Tim Tebow’s BFF suddenly turn his back at the biggest, most important moment of Tebow’s career?
Well, the big man might have been busy with that cruise ship in Italy, or was maybe caught up with the poor and starving people all around the globe, or maybe he suddenly got really into hockey, basketball, or Temple Run?
While all of the above is a possibility, we’re fairly certain that we know the real reason behind Jesus failing to show up to game on Saturday night… and no, he didn’t get the date mixed up. We suspect that Tebow, the self-proclaimed virgin of the NFL, was practicing Ernest Borgnine’s secret to a long life…
Tell us how it is, Mickey…
You know, it was either that, or the direct possibility of Tom Brady being the antichrist!
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