Ladies and Gents, allow us to introduce you to the underbelly of the Manhattan Bridge, the Brooklyn trestle.
And based off of the several thousand times that we’ve crossed the bridge, we think that it should be renamed, The Bridge of Decaying Confidence, in large part to the way that the bridge jumps when an overweight truck speeds across it.
New York City is like a Monet painting. It’s looks good from afar, but it’s quite ugly up close.
Bella!
Meet Rascal, Uncle Sam’s badass brother.
He’s a hero to most rich AND poor, because he’ll even rob his brother of all he has.
As a white man ourself, we wish that this piece of graffiti was true for our case.
#Shouldhavebeenbornrich!
Call us a typical cynical New Yorker if you must, but if human defecation is a constant problem on the street outside of your multi-million dollar apartment, then we highly doubt that those who are chronically defecating outside of your window will stop doing so because of a sign like this.
In fact, instead of helping the situation, it simply tells the public, “the wealthy people who live on Jersey Street between Crosby and Lafayette in Manhattan live in multi-million dollar apartments that are real sh!holes, thanks to a chronic human defecation problem that happens nearly all of the time, directly outside of their windows, day and night!”