Ever wonder what happens to dogs when they die? Well, we have some sad news for you. They don’t all go to heaven. Some of them, if not most, become plastic bags.
Their tails are what makes plastic bags so good for disposing of dog poop. Such is life…
This is Tom Cruise’s latest role. That of a garbage can!
As seen at the 95th Street R subway station. End of the line, Mr. Cruise!
For when you want to hate yourself for feigning the thought of wanting to eat healthy.
(Oddly enough, we aren’t offended by this sponsored post from Facebook.)
We are not fans of the suggested (sponsored) posts on Facebook. For instance, Facebook is under the impression that we are interested in the below ad from some joint called Levinsky’s. We could not be further disinterested in them.
Aside from Levinsky’s offering the impossible “seperates” we find it awkward and are offended that Facebook is showing us bikinis meant for underage/teenage girls and is suggesting that we “like” it.
It gives off the illusion that someone in Palo Alto put together an algorithm that said: 32-year-old + pale white man + married + hates being in the sun = perfect potential young miss bikini shopper.
Thanks Facebook nerds who don’t pay their fair share of taxes on the billions of dollars that you earn, you’ve thoroughly creeped us out.
Feel free to post those bills now.