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We spotted what some might say is either a rival or an upstart or a bizzarro world (sane-ish) version of the Bay Ridge Crazy Super.

This sign hangs about a mile down the road from the OG crazy super signs author in Bay Ridge proper (as opposed to technically Fort Hamilton).

We look forward to seeing how this whole taking the lock off the front door vs passive aggressive sign goes.

Based off of the latest crazy super sign we can only assume that hell must have frozen over; either that or he truly may have gone off the deep end into a sea delusional thoughts since everything that he wrote has essentially already been written about him — except with dog feces.

He had the gall to say:

To the tenant who keeps
throwing cigar butts all
over the floor, Please
stop.  This is very disgusting
and very pigish.  We all live
in this building and we
are getting very tired of
these pig habits.  Its also
cigarettes butts on stairs
must stop.  I think its
time you grow up now
even better stop smoking
and go see a shrink now
for help.  You need help
very badly for being
such a pig.

This from the man who spited his tenants by keeping smelly, rotting garbage in the hallway and then putting all of the garbage cans up on the roof.  Lest we forget that he has been known for years as being the guy who doesn’t pick up after his dog so much so that the New York Daily News did a story about his lack of dog poop removal.

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Nothing says, ‘Happy Holidays’ better than a crazy super sign.

Oh, and he hates a cold building — damn tenants always opening and closing the doors when then come and go!

This sign was posted on the door o’ Crazy Super Signs author. 

It doesn’t appear to be the work of the Crazy Super himself — it’s straightforward to the point, has large block letters, is written in crayon instead of bic pen and the letters themselves don’t appear to be in his style.

While it isn’t the middle of the freezing winter just yet, it would can get quite cold should you find yourself without heat at night. 

Let’s hope that this is the beginning of a new author whose work rivals that of the original!

In other news, a 311 lack of heat complaint would do a better job than this sign.

The crankiest former super has been up to some to dangerous activity today — he’s working the polls and trying to start a rebellion.  We saw him working the polls this morning at P.S. 185 on Ridge Blvd. and 86th Street (he’ll probably be there until 9PM tonight) and since then we spotted several signs that appear to be his work taped up along 3rd Avenue. 

Yes, the man who doesn’t pick his dog poop up and who locked all of the full garbage cans inside of the building that he lives in to spite his fellow tenants works the polls each year to help keep democracy going — but that’s not the juicy part, this is…

To quote the poor penmanship sans caps:

“I urge all New Yorkers not to vote for Bloomberg on 11-3-09, he raised sales tax 2x last 4yrs, closed fire houses, raised your cigarette prices, trash cans not getting picked up but 1x a day & none on wkends. rent stabilized apts. getting hit hard every yr. with high rent increases, because of his puppets, new ball parks built for Mets & Yanks & Ground Zero is still Ground Zero.  He runs a very corrupt police dept.  Ray Kelly belongs in a jail cell next to Bernie Kerik.  His cops are a bunch of drunks killing people, he did nothing to stop MTA from raising fares in 8 yrs.  If Yanks win World Series, he probably will have a parade.  Remember, the city is very broke.  Keep this in mind on Tues. 11-3-09  Kill the Motherf*cker”

Now, some of you might be asking if we saw the Crazy Super Signs author writing these signs or hanging them up.  To that, we must answer an astounding NO. 

That said, we do have a rather extensive library of his handwritten ramblings that go back over two plus years and have read his work extensively for years prior to that.  Using those as a frame of reference, it would appear as though this ’Kill the m-f’er’ sign was done by him. 

Don’t think that there was only one of these signs taped up.  Here’s another sign that lacks the ‘Kill the m-f’er.’  We find this lack of conviction of the part of the author to be quite purplexing.  All of the signs that we saw today appeared to be photocopies, this means that he ran off a few, then realized that he forgot one last detail and ran off several more.  Go figure.

We know of three others that were torn down throughout the day.

Happy Election Day!!!