We discovered that London has so many humps, they needed to post signs regarding them and their distance…
London, the town of lovely lady humps…
If You’re Going To Mock Jennifer Lopez Do So Correctly
We found this desecrated poster of Jennifer Lopez on the 9th Street R train subway platform. We enjoy what the tagger was going for with “Mark Anthony” (sic).
But the real joke is on the tagger, he or she couldn’t even mock Jennifer Lopez correctly. They didn’t know enough about her to know that her soon to be ex-husband is actually named Marc Anthony. Oh anonymous tagger, you only fooled yourself.
The Repentance Chalk Cat
If you’ve ever thought about not repenting, perhaps this awesome chalk drawing of a mean looking cat that we found in lower Manhattan will get you to finally repent!
ROAR!!!
Accidental Modern Art On The Subway
This is the scene on the Coney Island bound F and G train platform at 4th Avenue. Almost every day someone has been tagging something up on the construction wall, and then the next day someone from the MTA or a subcontractor has been coming around and painting over said tag. It’s wonderful modern art!
As such, the Museum of Modern Art should buy up these three panels and install them into their permanent collection. An anonymous collective of painters is always intriguing, plus tourist will just assume that it’s a Picasso or a Warhol.
When Life Hands You A Tennis Racquet
The old saying is that when life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
Well, if life hands you an old tennis racquet, learn to squeeze your body through it and become a well paid busker. The only way to Covent Garden is by practice!