We’re constantly amazed at the many things that grow on the side of a tree.
Gene Shalit, you’ve got a friend in this tree!
Tree Porn – Mega Vagina Damage
Two years ago we brought the most you the mega vagina tree of the Brooklyn Botanic Garden, and earlier this month, we found out about the death of another Brooklyn vagina tree – in McCarren Park. Who would have thought that Brooklyn had unknowingly been the world’s capital of vagina trees?
Well, it looks as though this vagina tree isn’t doing too well either. It’s covered in cobwebs from lack of use…
And it has suffered from storm damage as well.
Approximately a third of its main limbs are fallen. Soon, Brooklyn will be sans vagina trees — sadface!
Fruit Porn: Tomato Vagina
We need to give our wife big props for not only finding this tomato in our fresh produce from the local CSA, but for also realizing what it looks like, and also for laughing to the point of tears at showing us this surprise tomato.
Mother Nature is a naughty lady!
Tree Porn: Snuff – Death Of A Weeping Willow
The giant weeping willow that graced the Brooklyn Botanic Garden is no more.
Here it is during happier times.
We noticed the death at the beginning of the Blizzard of 2010, so it wasn’t this past storm that took it out.
We know that the garden had tried to save it several years back, but there must not have been anything else that they could have done to keep it up. Gone is the “secret” spot that it created by the tiny bridge that many either laid out on or read a book at.
Tree Porn – Man Face
Somewhere up in the sky, the man on the moon looks down happily at the man on the tree.
Bromance at its best!