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Bay Ridge Is NOT The Best Place In Brooklyn To Raise Children

Last month, some fool wrote an article declaring Bay Ridge to be the best neighborhood in Brooklyn to raise children in.  We have lived in Bay Ridge our whole life, our family has been here for approximately 100 years/five generations – our son is currently being raised in Bay Ridge – basically, we know a thing or two about Bay Ridge.   With our knowledge, we cannot in good faith say that Bay Ridge is the best neighborhood in Brooklyn to raise children in.

verrazano bridge in mesh

Aside from our local political leaders being completely ass backwards with regard to many things such as modern women, marriage equality, common sense spending, and driving at safe speeds – they are also against safety changes to arguably the most dangerous stretch of roadway in Bay Ridge.  Basically, our “leaders” plow through life in a pig-headed manner and that is a terrible example to bestow upon children.

Unfortunately, pig-headed behavior does not stop at local leaders.  It has been bestowed upon the hearts and minds of many of the local yokels within the neighborhood.  From young to old.  For instance, take the old battle axe behind the wheel of this car.

bay ridge drivers

Full plate…

7MX696

While out for a stroll with our wife and five month old son, this old battle axe decided to plow through a stop sign (which is the norm in Bay Ridge), and proceeded to park her car in the middle of the crosswalk at 79th Street and Ridge Boulevard.  She looked at us in the eyes and yelled through her window for us to go walk around her car – which would have required us to stroller around her in a giant, backward C-loop through Ridge Boulevard, where people do not stop at stop signs.  We asked her to move her vehicle so that we could safely cross the street, she told us off because she “needed to park there so that she could drop mail off into the box.”

This is the common way of life in Bay Ridge.  So, Simone Weichselbaum, you ma’am, need to learn about the beat that you write about and declare to be the best.  Just sayin’.

Does the United States Censor The Internet?

Sometimes we wonder how free we actually are here in the United States, especially when it comes to the freedom of the internet.

drones killing innocents

We find it odd that there are always readily available working links to the bad things occurring at the hands of other governments, yet whenever stories like the one pictured on the CNN homepage come our way that discusses the bad deeds that our government does on our supposed behalf, we are met with an error message.

internet censorship

And it’s not just CNN, we find these “error” pages to be quite common across the board when it comes to articles about the really bad deeds done by the government.  We wish that we could easily read them, but… something or someone usually makes it quite difficult and or impossible to do.   We find it all very odd.

Idiot Wants To Live Forever

We found proof positive that only idiots want to live forever, or rather, “froever”.

idiot wants to live forever

Froever (sic) is a long time to live with an idiot.  Could you imagine being in heaven or hell with someone who not only spells like that but also pronounces “access” as “assess”?

NYC Homeless People

These are a couple of homeless men who have been living inside of the 95th Street subway station of the R subway line in Brooklyn.  They live there along with another couple of men and have done so for at least the past two years.  They switch between using one of the closets and the rails as a place to defecate and urinate.  The stench at the southern most portion of the station varies day to day.

nyc homeless people
A sarcastic thanks to the MTA for allowing them to live and make their own bathroom there for years on end.  Heck, they even have some good luck cash hanging on the wall behind them, so they are both well on their way to being able to legally buy that portion of the subway for a dollar each via the NYC squatting laws. We bet that once they get ownership of that portion of the subway, they’ll be able to flip it for a billion dollars or two.

Our Hero Myriam Sanchez

Myriam Sanchez, thank you for your amazing work on this white paper bag.

myriam sanchez bags

The bag lived up to its potential and then some.  Ms. Sanchez, we appreciate your gosh darned excellent work ethic when it comes to bags!


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