For those of you who were worried that an elderly vet (and self admitted wife beater) was going to be evicted in the Christmas season, don’t worry – according to the Daily News Richard Martin has not been evicted.

This is a rather mixed bag of news -I’m both happy and annoyed that the man isn’t getting tossed out.  See, there were numerous people concerned that Martin would go on a murderous rampage, or perhaps burn down the building before his last day living there. 

I’m glad that he is staying and that the idea of a really bad rage filled incident will most likely not occur, and at the same time this means that the guy will be way too close for comfort for me. 

And in case anyone is wondering, with the new owners and super of the building came new flood lights by the entrance to the building.  There are two VERY bright lights than illuminate roughly 20 feet around the building which has turned what had been a very dark hang out spot in front of the building into a very bright “I don’t want to hang out and drink a 40oz here all night long” spot.

Lastly, I’d like to clarify to some authors in the blogosphere out there…the story of Richard Martin didn’t go viral after the Daily News piece – the Daily News and Post caught up to the viral mayhem that is Richard Martin.

That’s right folks, Richard Martin called the NY Daily News and let them know that he was fired from his job as super of the building, and even better – the new owner of the building has asked for Martin to leave!

14 years worth of dog shit, alleged automobile vandalism, and general a$$holery on his part – he’s finally DONE!

Gone is a self admitted wife beater! 

Have a good rest of your life while living off of your MTA pension check, DICK!

Lastly, if you’re reading this Richard, nobody wants to take a photo of you and your dog for two bucks!

There’s been a rampage of breaking and entering, home invasions and flat out strong arm robberies in my neighborhood during the past few weeks.  The crazy super author could care less about all of this and instead would much rather just have a clean goddamned floor!

He swept and mopped the common areas of the building between 2:40 and 3:30AM the other night.

And he wants the garbage situation finally resolved!!!

And he doesn’t mind giving the public a collage of passive aggressive semi coherent ramblings to make his point!

And he must let you all know by his example, when you tape a piece of paper to the door, use exactly eight pieces of tape!

When I was coming home very late Saturday night I snapped this shot of the newest crazy super sign.  I’m calling this sign, “Groundhog Day”…

When I finally dragged myself out some 12 hours later with real camera in hand this was the outcome of the signs…

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!

I found this brand new sign posted on the door by our favorite crazy super.

A girl from the cupcake shop on the corner was nearby smoking a cigarette commented, “That guy who writes those signs…he’s crazy.  Like for real crazy.”  I could only agree with her.