Citi FIeld has a lot of choices in food.  Whether it be sushi, hot dogs, Shake Shack, frites, various deep fried fish or sausages…

THANK GOD THEY STILL HAVE SAUSAGES!!!

The sweet sausage ($7.50) is simply delicious, and they also now have CORN DOGS ($4) on sale as well!!!

I stumbled across this graffiti the other day in Brooklyn on Colonial Road and about 74th Street or so.

I originally had only read something about gravity and was able to decipher that whomever wrote it was quite angry.

I assumed that someone was angry at someone else for leaving a car in neutral and that said car rolled down the sloping driveway and either injured someone or smashed into a car.

Upon further inspection, this graffiti appears to have been done by someone spreading 9-11 mumbo jumbo crazy person junk.

This is what was written, the italic portions were painted over in gray, so this is what it most looks like to me…

“Fact

both towers

fell in 10 sec

thats the speed

of gravity

witch is import(?)

unless there

was planed

explosives”

As much as a select few of 9-11 widows annoy me for trying to make the whole event of 9-11 about only them, people who write crap like this are ten times worse for actually believing that there were planned explosives in the towers that brought the towers down.

It’s official!  Spring is here!!!

I know this because the giant plastic plants are sprouting!!!

Gorgeous plants, eh?

Oh…what was that?  Giant plastic plants don’t exist you say?

Well then, HEY EVERYBODY!!!  EVERYBODY!!!  I just discovered a new species!

With this recession everyone is cutting back…

This business saved some cash by taking grammar out of their sale sign.

Sunday afternoon I encountered the most self important, self entitled, cocky, arrogant, egotistical, douchiest person in NYC!

Hard to believe, but I believe that I have.

She and her quiet friend who appeared to have gotten dragged along with her happened to get into some self portraits that I was taking at Citi Field.

The douchiest person that I’m talking about is the chick wearing blue who has the hairy arms and sideburns…

The quiet friend who appeared to have been dragged along is the young woman with the sunglasses directly over my shoulder.

Sideburns revealed herself as the douchiest person in NYC with the following…

Everyone was at Citi Field this past Sunday for the Mets last preseason workout and to checkout Citi Field.  No tickets had assigned seating and it was first come first serve as far as seating went.

Seeing as how I was in line before the gates opened I wound up with a seat in the 3rd row behind the visiting team dugout.

Most people were crowded around the lower areas and players were coming by to give out autographs.  People were giving one another their personal space and respecting personal space of person/seat ratio as well as allowing people to gain quick access for an autograph – said autograph seekers would then go back to their seat.

About halfway through the workout Sideburns and her friend squeezed in between everyone in my row and their seats – without saying excuse or pardons, Sideburns preferred what felt like slight shoulder bumps instead.  This happened to that they could stand directly next to and behind me – effectively invading the same exact row and seat that I was in.

Like, for realz yo, touching my arms with her centipede-like arm hair while her friend was standing on my jacket and against my seat – Sideburns was also standing partially in front of the young girl next to me who was standing on a seat in order to see.

While Citi Field has more leg room for fans at each seat, these new seats weren’t built for four people to stand in less than six square feet for an extended amount of time.

I gave them several minutes to either get an autograph, a photo or keep moving.

After several minutes of them just standing there it became apparent that they were going to stay up against and behind me without moving along, so I politely asked for my personal space back – after all this is still NYC and strange people right up against and behind the person and personal property isn’t cool.

After questioning my question I was eventually given even more of a passive aggressive reply back that essentially included a “Why don’t you pick my friend up so that she can get closer?” “We’re not standing here we’re walking through” and the best quote word for word… “Just deal with it.”

To which I held a beat before responding with, “I asked nicely.”

And received the reply back of “And you got a nice reply back.”

Which allowed me to call her out with “Actually you answered me quite passive aggressively.”

This caused her brain to explode upon itself and she had no reply, so I then took some self portraits that highlight my complete annoyance at Sideburns and her quiet friend.

They then promptly moved along and weren’t seen in the general area for the rest of the day.

They didn’t try to get closer to the field at all – perhaps Sideburns really isn’t a hairy woman at all…maybe she is actually a woman with alopecia and was in disguise while she and her innocent looking friend hiding behind sunglasses tried to steal my wallet?

Perhaps…either way, God Bless self portraits and the power of the blog!